'LOOOUD NOISES!'

06 April 2007 @ 12:13 pm

aaaaaaah.... Uri-Uri today is going to be one of those days isnt it? >_<

The builders are driving me NUTS! i dont know how much longer i can take of random pieces of plaster falling on my when i walk down the stairs, the constant banging and the drilling at 7:45am EVERY MORNING! plus, the neighbours naturally all hate us!
I thuoght i'd have a nice day off today but Ray just called and i have to work at 1-7pm which isnt so bad i suppose. As i do actually need the money.

At least its nice and sunny today ^_^ Maybe i'll wear a skirt to work?!

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16 March 2007 @ 08:40 pm

fishy business

I'm home one day and already done two enormous boards for the pub which took me all day, also was given constructive critisicm by Rob and his mate who were watching the cricket whilst i was trying to draw a football (harder than it sounds)

"What you could do is..." and then he'd come over and draw a massive knob on one of the boards, which i then had to BLEACH to get off. Imagine Tony (the boss) coming in and seeing that!...Actually, he probably wouldnt have minded.

~~~

Mothers day preparations: This is what i'm making:

Langoustines on Ice with Basil and Lime sorbet and Grilled vegetable Terrine

- o_0 if someone would like to explain how on earth to make any of that i'd be grateful. Online receipes do help, but is all going to pants. Mother and Charlie have gone out to some RAF do so i thought i'd make the basil sorbet and try to cook these two langoustines i got from morrisons today to test them out. Upon getting Langoustines out of bag screamed to absolutely no-one and ran about the kitchen because they were....eurgh....flopping...all over the place
Dropped them into a pan of boiling water with a squeak and poked them for 5 minutes. Now i have to get over myself and.....eurgh..... twist, their heads off.... and pull out the 'big black vein' in their backs *vom*

also, grilled vegetable terrine will apparently require roasting some garlic for about an hour o_0 and then making it into a puree.... iiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeugh these things are so gross!!! Think will have a glass of wine to calm down...

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06 March 2007 @ 11:22 pm

MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG!!!!

This song...is the best song EVER!!!

Trust me. Have i ever been wrong? ^_^

TOYBOX - BEST FRIENDS!

a look at the genius lyrics -

HO HAA!
HO HA!!!
na nana naaa naaa!!
Have you ever been in luuuuuuuuuuuuuurve?

HWAR!!!

He's my best friend best of all best friends!!
do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy!!
Hey! You should get a best friend, too!

HO HAA!
HO HA!

fuck me this is GENIUS!!!!

Current Mood:

very very happy!!!

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06 March 2007 @ 01:23 pm

yum

how much mould can one eat without becoming ill? As this sausage sandwich is clearly ridden with green spots that i cant see. I'm basing this on the fact i picked off the ones i COULD see, but by the time i'd noticed the bread was mouldy it was already a sausage sandwich :(

Any normal person would surely do as i did and eat it anyway!

Got a text from Kirst asking if i wanted to go to Paris to see Diamondo on the 25th. So, hopefully if i have the cash i shall be running away from this urine soaked hell hole, haha ^_^

Yesterday was completely pointless day just pottering about doing nothing in particular, so just as was settling down in front of 'so you think you can dance' got a message from Ade saying "pub?" and he came over and we got jolly on Alice's left over red wine which tasted disgusting after simply having a penny resting on the bottle neck for about three days, but he didnt seem to mind. Then washed it down with cider at the pub and talked about football and girls. Hmm... wonder if Ade sees me as some andogenous (how the hell do you spell that anyway!?) being neither boy nor girl. o_0

v odd thought

imagine being neither! How v confusing.

Last footie match of the season (lol) tomorrow! Am going to bake something for the boys. Little fairy cakes perhaps that we can all eat at the pub later? Ah... but there are about 25 people coming... + the actual football team. May have to make about 1000 cakes!

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worried about mould

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02 March 2007 @ 02:18 pm

aaaaaaaaaaargh!!

spazzing out spazzing out spazzing out!!

Its already 2:20pm. I have just bought a 6 pack of stamps which cost me TWO POUNDS NINETEEEEEEN (faint) so that leaves me with about nothing whatsoever to go out with. So i'll have to go to the bank to get out the £6 i'd been saving for Alice and add it to the £2.30 i already have

I still havent photocopied the stuff from my portfolio for this CV and i have no idea where i can get my hands on a colour photocopier! The stuff i'd finished cropping from last night is on my HOME computer and this is the LIBRARY as the EMAIL i sent my cv to REJECTED it so i'm gonna have to send it all in by POST even though this is a DAY LATE and the majority of things i'm sending are A1 size or more!!!!

*breathe*

And i still need to tidy my room and and and and PANIC!!

right. This is the plan

Go from library now. Go to Art room. They must have huge colour photocopier. Lie and say i'm a student and bribe them with money, then buy envelope, then cycle home and send files to self on hotmail, then cycle back and print them off, then put in envelope and send off! hurrah! Easy peasy!!

Will all be fine. Am panicing on non existant job offer ^_^

Right. Off we go. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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27 February 2007 @ 12:35 am

am well chuffed!!

Job centre finally gave me some money. After two weeks of completely taking the piss.
so today, i bought

Primark black jumper £2
H+M cardi £13.99
H+M top £9.99
H+M skirt £9.99

is SO nice to have new clothes. Of course, now have no money again. But is ok as am now used to that situation ^_^ so it doesnt feel horrid :D

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24 February 2007 @ 06:28 pm

jam donuts...

my GOD this is a good donut ^_^

i got lots of good things, so good infact that i'm going to have chicken hoi sin wraps tonight with a DONUT for DESSERT!

DESSERT! i havent had DESSERT for GOD know how long ^_^ i'm so happy! i also got some raspberry Yop which is extremely hard to find, as all i can normally find is that Yazoo crap.

mm. i really want another one actually. But no, rationing is the way forward. Saved about £3 so can get two halves of cider with lucie tonight in the londsdale.

Also, PAPA is coming tomorrow! Even though i will be smoten into the next universe when he hears about the university thing, i'm really looking forward to seeing him. Might draw him a lovely picture to give to him before i tell him, something like a picture of me and him surrounded by flowers and sunshine and the words "please dont destroy me?" over the top XD

hahah ^_^

NARUTO SHIPPUUDEN HAS BEEN SUBBED! now i can read whats going on in english ^_^ whats disturbing is that i was pretty much bang on the mark, its strange how much japanese you pick up just by watching incessent amounts of anime o_0

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24 February 2007 @ 02:05 pm

i bloody love my mum

You know, its a funny feeling, going to sleep and fantasising about food.

I must say, this is the most desperate my situation has ever been, yesterday i emptied my giant coke bottle full of pennies to find it contained 28p. Exactly what i needed to buy some tesco value bread, so thats what i bought! ^_^ After another interview at Goldsmiths (we'll talk about that later...) i marched myself down to the job centre, puffed myself up and DEMANDED they give me some money!
"Yes well you see its a lot of paperwork and its coming up to the weekend..."
"Erm, i dont think you understand; I've run out of food. I have £0 in my bank. I have £0 in my purse. I have run out of rice, pasta, vegetables...everything! All i have is a loaf of rank bread! I've been eating marmite on toast for the past 2 days!!!"
I dont think she believed me
"Hmm... Well it'll probably get to you by thursday"
"Thursday!?!?"
"Mmm..."
"Well what am i supposed to eat until then, my own arm!?"
She didnt look very convinced, i was, after all, in my suit just come from an interview. It was hopeless

God knows what i weigh now. I think its a blessing that we dont actually own any scales in the house, else i would find out i'm something ghastly like 8 and a quater stone and then i'd just go nuts. No! People starving in Africa etc! Am lucky and prosperous lady who can forrage for nuts and berries in the woods

Then,

HURRAH!!!!!! POST!!!
was mother

"Hi Sweatiepie (think she meant sweetiepie...must shower none the less...)

PLEASE BUY SOME FOOD!!!
money in here

Mum
xxx"

And inside a kitkat wrapper was a crisp clean £20. I almost burst into tears and rang her up immediately

"How did you know!?" I said, musing about the wonderful things i'm going to buy in Asda
"I'm your mother darling i just do"

God love her
Off i go to Asda's then! Wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

-Shopping list:

Value squash
Mature chedder
Value rice
Pasta of some sort
Onions
Butter
Oil
Tomatoes
Chicken (well... could buy pork loin, cheaper)
shampoo (been stealing)
conditioner (stealing again)
plasters (feet cut to shreds on ghastly posh interview shoes)
value chocolate
eggs
flour
sugar
hot chocolate
red peppers
sausages
potatoes

OMG i'm drooling... will be marvoulous COOKING FEST when i get in!!!! As supposed to trying to make food out of this:

half tub cream
mouldy tuna (ate it two nights ago, foul)
jar of rank value tomato sauce
half white onion
one racher value bacon (possibly dog bacon...)
loaf value bread (stays fresh for weeks...possibly not actually bread then...)
marmite (savior)
one spring onion
garlic (made garlic bread last night by rubbing garlic clove on toast)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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EXSTATIC!

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22 February 2007 @ 11:20 pm

Fucking knobs and arses

I'm rarely in a foul mood these days, but today i'm in a HORRIFIC mood. Especially with my flatmates! Well, Jo and Rachel. Alexa and Leah dont really warrent a bad mood. The second lightbulb in our kitchen blew the other day, so i got on the table and unscrewed the bulb WHILST JO WAS IN THE ROOM and threw it in the bin.
Jo goes, later on in the day "Alex did you throw away that lightbulb?!"
i go "Yeh it had blown!"
Rachel butts in "That was a new one! An energy saving one!"
So i apologise, but the pair of them go into a bizarre sulk because of a fucking LIGHTBULB!
so i went to my room and got a 40W, clicked it in, and thought 'happy days'
"...Are you going to fish out the old one from the bin?" said jo
"no"
Absolute DEATH stares from Rachel
"Its filthy and about four people dinner scrapings have been in there!! And i replaced it!!!"
More death stares
"Look i'll pay you the quid fifty to replace it" I said to Rachel, getting more and more pissed off
"Errr its not that cheap"
"Well how much then?"
"Like, three pounds?"
"...Seriously?"
"But they last for like a year" Jo finished off
So i just slumped down in the sofa, thinking 'I'm not fucking getting it now, its in the middle of scrubs' So they both just sat there. The three of us in silence. And i'm thinking, 'this is doing my head it' So at the end i go to the scanky fucking bin and fish it out, covered in shit, wipe it off and put it on the banister

Its the little things, but i swear i've had it up to here with the bollocks of these two. And the bastard fucking bollocks they've put me through. I cant wait until next year living with lucie and clifty. I only wish i could just...Go home :(
I just want to just go home and earn my way, the only problems there being i couldnt live at home with mum and charlie whilst charlie is trying to give up smoking (shudder) uuuggh. No that would be rediculous. I really miss my mum and i miss stamford, so if i could live in a perfect world i'd fuck off right now out of this piece of shit city back home to where i belong and get a flat (lol with what? thats also a teeny detail ^_^ ) and then i'd be actually on top of the world, mum nearby. Job that loves me (love Ray. Miss Ray :( and then next year go back to newcastle (Also another minor detail, contract of house says i have to stay put until August the 30th... Perhaps it might not have been so bad to be kicked out?)

Oh did i not mention that? :D The estate agent were going to put me on 'the black list' and ring up all other estate agents in the area telling them not to give me a house for next year. Which had me bolting down to the office and just sitting there telling my complete sob story to this woman who didnt seem to know or care what i was on about.
I mean the fact that i had 24 hours to come up with £500 or i'd get kicked out of my house didnt seem to register on her face at all.
So...begrudgingly, i had to call mum
Who, obviously was v dissapointed. Not as much as i was though. Thing is, i've been £700 behind in rent before and they've never even mentioned anything about kicking me out on the street! So why now?!
So mum had to bail me out. Which means, if i was ever funny about borrowing or taking money off my mum, i am horrendous about it now. I swear i'm never going to ask her for anything ever again, it was so bad. £500.... where the fuck did she just pick £500 out of the air from!? We havent GOT £500? I dont even want to think about what they had to go through to sort it out.

So obviously i'm too mortified to ever see Charlie again, the money whizz king. Its just all too embaressing.

I mean. Clifty needs a place to live. So i couldnt just bail on her, so i'm glad that i wasnt blacklisted from the estate agents otherwise she'd be truely and utterly fucked. Its just....aaaaaaaaaarg I just wish i was doing an Art course. But i just realised the other day thats never ever going to happen :(
Tuition fees now are £3000. Or over that? I dont know. I dont have £3000. my mother doesnt have £3000 and neither does dad. And he certainly wouldnt fish out anymore money after me telling him i havent actually been in university for the past school year (I'm telling him on sunday. Stay tuned for the results!)
Dad's going to horrified. The other month he said something that almost broke my heart, we were walking hand in hand from the restaurant, and he goes:
"I'm just so proud of you both. Both going to Newcastle university, both really getting on in life!"
And i was just like "mmmmmmmmmm..."
Whats he going to say to me? :( Is he just going to get up and leave? Is he going to yell? :( i dont like being yelled at by my Dad. Because me and him get on so so so well just like me and mum get on so so so well that we dont really argue anymore, so when either of them do yell at me you know its gonna be really bad
All his money. All down the drain :(
ITS ALL A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS!!! SO I SMACKED HIM IN THE EAD AND DOWNED ANOTHER CARLING! BADA BADA BING, FOR THE LADS LIKE! VODKA AND SNAKEBITE! GOIN ON LIKE ARIGHT GEEZ!!! HE'S A TWAT! SHOULDNA LOOKED AT ME LIKE THAT!

You know what i mean?, people who say money doesnt lead to happiness are talking bollocks. Yes it does. Thats the end of that. I will not hear a word against it. If you dont have money you cant do 'out, you cant fund your way through life, you cant make life easy for yourself, you cant be comfy, being comfy is a lot easier to follow your dreams than if your struggling against the fucking estate agent WHO WANT TO BLACK LIST YOU!!! AND THE FUCKING JOB SEEKERS ALLOWANCE THAT HASNT EVEN FUCKING COME IN FOR TWO WEEKS!!!! SO THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT A CRUMB OF CHEESE, SOME PASTA AND BREAD AND HALF AND ONION AND THINKING HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO MAKE THIS LAST FOR OVER A WEEK UNTIL MY BLOODY MOTHER HOPEFULLY BUYS A FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING MEAL BECAUSE THE BANK KEEPS TELLING YOU "£O.OO" WITH OVER A GRAND OVERDRAWN!!!??!?!?!?!

*exhale*

Ade's online. He's talking about going on a trip to the Peaks with the boys. So i'll stay with that thought.
AHA! The other fucking hysterical thing is Reid and Sons called. I didnt get the job but they've refereed me to the Rolex building on the corner. I got this call on my mobile whilst watching Tom and Ade's footie team , which told me all of this, and i was like "Right...." and this guys like "Yes my names Alan, so i'll see you at Friday at 2:00pm?" "Erm...ok?" and then hung up.
So i've got an interview via referral tomorrow at 2:00pm
Which means i cant go see the house with luce. Shite, best tell her actually........there. God bless msn.

Life is rediculous sometimes ^_^ The woman at the estate agent me and Luce were signing up with two days ago kept going on and on at us like she was our fucking life manager! Saying bollocks like "Well girls, life only gets worse and harder from here on you know!" and we were like "Thanks..." This was all after she found out me and luce will be 'professionals' (lmao balls) and sophie will be the only student. She was chatting on like she hated students actually, and was chuffed that she had two working girls (lol) to moan at.
Still. Didnt feel too much for her, i mumbled "Yeh well when your dividing up value pasta into weekly portions the only way is up i guess?" and lucie piped in "Yeh and drinking tap water in pubs for the last 3 weeks?" at which i booted her under the table, alright it may look a bit stupid. But i'm not giving up going to the pub and socialising when i can drink free water am I? And this estate agent woman's having a bloody field day, Geordie lass she was, going on and on and on about how its SO HARD to LIVE and then lucie pipes up about the high rate of unimployment in newcastle, she's studying it for her dissertation you see. It was well depressing!

Anyway :p i dont care. Ade took me to the cinema the other day. Me and Pete can now finally have a conversation (he's Ade's flatmate, essex lad, quite a nice guy actually, scary as fuck though) and Tom is still going out with his tiny girlfriend who me and his entire flat all hate. So thats that ^_^

So thats that! This is what happened when i listen to Evo's cd he made me. Full of m chemical romance and stuff. Lets put some cheese on........ah thats better. My favourite playlist 'Chav it up' ^_^

This feels like the end of that episode of Skins where Chris has like the worst day of his life but then cheers up at the end because his teacher gave him a fish. I think i'll buy a fish when i have some cash ^_^
Yeh. Life aint so bad. Sure is nuts though

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Fine i suppose!

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21 February 2007 @ 02:33 am

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About a million things have happened since last post. The most exciting being that i've got a house with Clifty and Lucie. No idea how am going to pay for said house, but thats a minor detail ^_^

Second most exciting is that the fake tan on my stomach dried in a line across my belly button and it looks like i've got a really nasty scar, possibly caused by shark or some such other terrifying creature!

Am now reading 'Spiral' by Koji Suzuki but only in early evenings when other flatmates are watching boring telly like WAKING THE DEAD oh my GOD that show is SO BORING!

what else...
apart from pancakes, i think thats about it! I made some bizarre fingerless gloves by just...chopping the fingers off my gloves. Which was intelligent. Laurens friend Chris has admitted having a 'teeny crush' on me which is nice. I think i, in turn, have a 'teeny crush' on Tom. TOM! of all people! o_0 Am going to watch him, Ade, Paul Pete and Issac play footie tomorrow, also Ade is organising a camping trip, mwahhahah perfect excuse to get all drunk and filthy... ^_~

~~ 4am in the morning, carried away, by a moonlight shadow! ~~

/geek on
THE NEW NARUTO ANIME IS FINALLY RELEASED ON YOUTUBE! NARUTE SHIPUUDEN IS ACTUALLY BASED ON THE MANGA AFTER OVER A YEAR OF FILLERS THAT MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL!!!! IT WAS AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!
i know neither of you will ever get into it, and to be honest reading it from start to where i am now would probably take months...but i saw a Naruto game in Asda the other day and had to take a picture with my phone, ive never seen anything to do with naruto other than on a computer screen! was v cool
/geek off

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Current Music: True Romance - you're so cool

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09 February 2007 @ 11:03 pm

Heeell yeah@!

Sasuke - ...Spandex guy?

Rock Lee - What the hell are you doing in my living room?!

Sasuke - Ah, Well... 'My living room is your living room'

Rock Lee - BULL! SHIT!!! *giggles*

Rock Lee - I own this... living room!! And YOU! by entering, you must play a rrrrrrrousing game of twister with me!! NOW!

Sasuke - An arousing...Game of twister?...

Rock Lee - Thats right bitch i said 'rousing'!!! I did not say 'arousing' as that would be sexual preference and uh, that would be disgusting...

Rock Lee - So um...

Sakura - Oh God!

Rock Lee - Sakura..............Make love to me now!

Sakura - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! no n-n-no-n-no n-NOOOOOOOOOO! Oh God the spandex! And eeeeugh i dont even want to know whats under the spandex!

Rock Lee - I'm ready for yooooooooooou! MTWAH!!

Sakura - HEEEEEY who do you think you are?! SPIT SPITTY SPITTY SPIT SPIT!!!

Rock Leee - Oh, i just meant...

Naruto - How come my eyes are like THIS?! i'm gonna freakin...

Sasuke - Hey uh, that game of twister...i'll take you up on it i mean i'm in the mood...for you. You wanna? You wanna do it? I have chains!

Rock Lee - That sounds like fun!! (Who the hell does this guy think he is?! CHAINS? i dont like CHAINS! At least i dont think i do...see i have very very big eyebrows yes...theyre huge

Naruto - HEY!!!

Rock Lee - huh?

Naruto - Can i play? I...I wanna play

Sakura - Naruto you suck

Naruto - No no i wanna play come on seriously

Rock Lee - Yes you can play. You will lose though. I profacy it

Naruto - Who does this guy think he is?! You think your'e GOD?! i'm runnin!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Rock Lee - Right hand yellow

Naruto - Damnit!

Rock Leee - Left leg greeen!

Naruto - OW! Damnit!

Rock Lee - Well i managed to spin him into a wall, yes! That looked like it was fun because...

Naruto - Aaaah ow ow ow!

Rock Lee - ...you see i just recently waxed these floors, they are very very shiney!

Sasuke - Hn... (Thats right. The day he blocked my kick, with his...right hand yellow shit) Ok lets play. Lets play now. I'm comin!

Sakura - Doo doo doodoo doo doo doo do dooo doooodoododoo!!

Sasuke - Sakura shaddap you cant play, this is a guys................game. This is a, very manly game.

Rock Lee - He thinks he can take me? I dont think so guy! I'll kick you... twice... in your head!

Sasuke - Hah! Oh FUCK!

Rock Lee - RIGHT HAND GREEN!

Sasuke - Ugh!

Sakura - Hey he's cheating!!!

Sasuke - Why?! Damn! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN!?!??!....

Sakura - Oh god this is a really messed up game!

Sasuke - ...with two left hands... it went through my guard... i'm gonna have to...think of a plan.

Rock Lee - Yes i like to call that technique "right spleen blue"

Sasuke - Ok. My turn. Its time... FOR SUPER TWISTER!!!!!

Sakura - Super twister?

Sasuke - Yeeeesss!!!

Sakura - What the?!...wait, how is that SUPER twister? Is that like some kind of wierd contacts lense?

Rock Lee - He thinks he can take me at Super twister??!!

Sakura - I get it! Wait...no i dont. So with the red eyes, he's going to make all the colours the same. Ah i see what a very good technique

Sasuke - No Sakura. This has nothing to do with Super twister. I just dont like wearing glasses.........THEY MADE FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEE!

Sakura - Oooooh he's so cool with his....bad eyesight.........aaaah he's so cool!...........AAAAAAAH HE'S SO COOL! EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEEEEEEE!!!

Sasuke - UGH UGHGHGHGHUGH!!!!!!!

Sakura - Uuuuh!? ...Not cool

Sasuke - NO! DAMN!!!!!!! its like the boys in fifth graaaaaaade!!!!

Rock Lee - HAHA! i like to call that... 'Right Chin Blue!!"

Naruto - Hey wait a second!

Rock Lee - Left. Right. BLUE!

Sasuke - Ugh!!!

Rock Lee - Ah yes, i'd like to warn you, i've been playing super twister since i was......................................................................TWO! Yes i've been playing since i was two.

Sasuke - DAMN!

Rock Lee - I dont think you could take me...you couldnt possibly...have...had enough training to.... actually defeat me at super twister?

Sasuke - Its true!

Rock Lee - Plus...i...i trained with weights...yes very very big weights...i trained every day for..........30,000 years. And theres no way you could beat me!

Sasuke - Damn, you know, all i wanted...

Rock Lee - What did you want Sasuke?!...theres nothing in the world that you could want more right now than...the sweet release of death yes...there's no way...................that you're actually win!!! so you're going to lose again, and again, and again!!! And you will never ever win................dont you see Sasuke? By entering the super game...of super twister you have sealed.........................you're own fate yes!............ I like to pause when i talk it's just a quirk.......but i'm going to uuuh....i........i dont even know anymore...

Sasuke - GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Rock Lee - Hoho! See!! thats right! You dont have the speed or the agility to actually strike me! SEVENTH CHIN GREEEEEEEEEEEN!

Sasuke - Ugh ughugguhguhgughhh!!!

woooooooooosh!!

Sasuke - What?! So...you like it like that too?!

Rock Lee - Yes, welcome to the matrix, Sasuke.

Sasuke - UH! Is he going to...with the bandage?!

AD BREAK!!! (lol)

Sasuke - So...are you going to...wrap me up?!

Rock Lee - I might, you see, we have entered the matrix...for the SECOND TIME!

Sasuke - oh...uuuurgh!!! Damn Matrix...

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08 February 2007 @ 03:51 pm

God i love Lucie.

Luce says:

oing huh!

Luce just sent you a nudge.

Alex says:

oy oy

Alex says:

whats up mah nigga?

Luce says:

did u get my text

Luce says:

do u fancy a bit of pubbage later?

Alex says:

yeh i replied you ape!

Alex says:

and i sent one to rachelle and she didnt reply either! bastads!

Alex says:

heheh

Luce says:

lol

Luce says:

i sent u one since...........

Luce says:

ANYWAY!!

Luce says:

lol

Alex says:

ANYWAAAAAY

Luce says:

wat did u text to rachelle

Alex says:

just saying hallaw, pub tonight according to lucie blah blah balh...

Alex says:

where when who why which?

Luce says:

lol well we both fancy gettin a bit drunk, rachelles m8 ang is coming too, just wondered if u wud like to join us

Alex says:

yiiiiz pleaze ^_^

Alex says:

where?

Alex says:

bar belise? d:

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Luce says:

well we're meeting in town

Luce says:

so...................town

Luce says:

....?

Alex says:

sorry love, just writing a message to clifty about the housing situation

Alex says:

lol "town" right ok......

Alex says:

can you whittle it down to anywhere more specific?

Luce says:

lol i dont know, will speak to rachelle later to find out

Luce says:

but ur welcome to come over here 1st and have a drink

Alex says:

i've got to go make some soup in a moment i'm bloody starving. And Alexas just come and turned the effing telly off. I was listening to 'Cops on Camera!!!'

Luce says:

ive got a nearly full bottle of vodka

Alex says:

oh alright that makes more sense

Alex says:

lol! oh right! exciting times!

Luce says:

lol not all for 2nite!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luce says:

just sayin..............

Alex says:

Oh lucie...why arent you staying in Newcastle me you and clifty would have so much fun in a house together @

Luce says:

lol well i mite be

Luce says:

Alex says:

WHAT!!?!?!?!

Alex says:

REALLY!!?

Luce says:

but havent found anything jobwise so can committtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Luce says:

Alex says:

i mean............. o rrly?

Luce says:

LOL

Alex says:

well love you're not going to find the perfect 'geography related' job immediately are you?

Luce says:

everyone i know is staying up here next year so i defo want to stay

Luce says:

lol i know

Alex says:

you have to get a shitty one to begin with, like the reid and sons thing i'm doing. Its not like... my DREAM to sell jewellery!

Luce says:

but i cant really think about it atm cos of dissertation and crazy other work

Luce says:

lol

Alex says:

yeh i know sweetheart

Luce says:

but theres nothing more i want than to stay up here!!

Luce says:

honest

Alex says:

but...at least think it over. I mean just.........muuuuuuuuuuuse about it

Alex says:

i'll get you pissed tonight and get you to sign a contract hahahah

Luce says:

yeah, well i defo want to do something in newc

Luce says:

hehe

Alex says:

well me and clifty havent got a house yet..........................so....................................just saying

Luce says:

lol

Luce says:

will u be gettin one soon??

Alex says:

what time do you want me over there then?

Luce says:

ermmmmmmmmmmm 7.30ish??

Luce says:

7??

Alex says:

well the thing about 3 bedroom houses is theres loads, all in w jesmond, so you can take your time...... 8D

Luce says:

really??

Alex says:

lets make it 7:30

Luce says:

probs wont leave till 9

Alex says:

mm hmm. Things like 5 and 6 bedrooms go really quick

Alex says:

but in 3rd year most people go into 3's or 4's

Alex says:

except medics because they all stick together to bum each other

Luce says:

lol but wud u want me living with you? if i do have a job ill be like getting up early and stuff, and wont be a student anymore

Luce says:

Alex says:

Lucie. I'll be having a job u nonce!!!

Alex says:

and clifty has a chemistry degree! she'll be up at 9 most days anyway!

Luce says:

oh yeaaaaah

Alex says:

EEEEEEEEURRRRRRGGGH *retard*

Luce says:

well ur gonna have to get me a good cv, seeing as yours is fantastic

Luce says:

lol

Alex says:

lol. OH! actually can i come over to watch OLLYOOOOOAKS?

Alex says:

hehe i'll help you with your cv

Luce says:

lol cool

Luce says:

its abit crap atm.

Luce says:

yeah do u mean olloyoaks at 6.30 or 7??

Alex says:

what do you mean!!??!?!?! ollyoaks is AMAAAAAAAAAAZING atm!

Alex says:

oh you mean your cv, haha

Luce says:

HAHA

Luce says:

yeah i love holloyoads atm

Luce says:

Alex says:

erm... hmm... well i dont want to miss either. what a countdown canundrum!

Luce says:

lol

Luce says:

do u have flatmates hogging your tv??

Luce says:

Alex says:

can i come over for both? or is that too early?

Luce says:

lol thats fine but i mite still be cookinghehe

Luce says:

Alex says:

no but its more fun at yours cos your like a best mate and they just all sort of whinge about it

Alex says:

hehe well i'm going to start on my soup now

Luce says:

do they not watch it??

Luce says:

am debating whether to wear a skirt 2nite

Luce says:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Alex says:

hmmmmmmmm

Alex says:

i say yes...but mmmmebbeh tights? as its FUCKIGN cold!

Luce says:

yeah defo tights!!!

Luce says:

lol

Luce says:

we ok to get the metro in??

Luce says:

cos i wont be stayin out late, will hopefully get the last metro home

Luce says:

save on taxiness

Alex says:

sure thang

Alex says:

right i must be off. I'm gonna make some erotic tomato soup i found in jamie olivers book

Alex says:

so i'll see you at about 6:30 yeh?

Luce says:

yep

Alex says:

tara!!!

Alex says:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Luce says:

lol have fun

Luce says:

what abeast

Luce says:

did u see him on friday night project

Luce says:

last week??

Alex says:

who? no! ;o

Alex says:

LET ME GO MAKE SOUP!!! haha

Alex says:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Luce says:

xxxx

Luce says:

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08 February 2007 @ 02:07 am

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well fuckit. Just lost £5 online.
What have we learnt?
>_<
bums

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06 February 2007 @ 04:57 pm

i need to chill the fuck out

lalala interview with fitty lalalala!

it was all v erotic. At the end this happened. Was like something straight out of TV:

Batman - Alex?
Me - Yes? (turning around)
Batman -..........................Thanks again

HAHAHAH! didnt think people actually DID that!!! was vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv arousing. h-oh! dear... i think i need this brisk walk home quite badly

........

HE MADE ME A CUP OF COFFEE!!! >_< SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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05 February 2007 @ 06:41 pm

Hey! You're part of it!!

Had a SHITTY day actually... T_T

first of all had to answer a million questions from the job seekers allowance people in order to get some help with the rent, and also have to go in for interviews in the job centre, then realise there is no actual food in my cupboard. There are many spices, pasta, pickled ginger, lemongrass, thai spices, tropical seasoning etc but no actual vegetables or meat. This is what consists of food so far

2 new potatoes
half pack pasta
1 small pack mini pasta
2 garlic cloves
3 slices bread
1 piece of ham
small bit of cheese
pot of tomato sauce

Hmmm.............. really will end up a v unhealthy girl at this rate. My bones keep cracking this horrible snapping noise whenever i crouch down or even get up from the sofa! Oh God...has finally become the era of needing to buy cod liver oil tablets and i'm only 21 -_-;;

Also. (nothing new here) Am completely broke. Managed to find 50p down the back of the sofa and 30p in coppers which enabled me to buy 16p squash and 54p tomato sauce (which is foul! But food... need calories to live etc etc) Padded down to tesco metro thinking "ah well, at least mum and dads money would of come through" and there was nothing, nothing at all there. So instead of going into the estate agent and sobbing that i was very sorry (again) i ran away back home with Jo. Also made the STUPID mistake of actually calling mother about said money problem, who then told dad...

ring ring...
"Hi Dad"
"Hi darling, what on EARTH is going on?!"
"Dad i dont know... i'm as surprised as..."
"Because i quite CLEARLY have put the money through on your end!"
"Yes i know i'm not saying you..."
"Have you talked to your mother"
grrrrrrrrr
"...Yes Dad she's saying the same"
"Right well, go and see your bank darling i'm going to call mine"

5 minute later

"Yes mum!?"
"Darling whats happening? Have you spoken to Dad?"
"Yes and he's gotten grumpy!"
"Well darling where could it be? We definately put it in, have you nothing at all?"
"No!!! and i told the estate agent it would be sorted today!! And a woman on ebay wants £100 today as well!"
"Well thats just not possible. How much have you got?"
"£40. Which i havent touched, i was saving it for the ebay woman..."
beep beep
"Mum dads calling hang on..."

AND SO IT WENT ON AND ON!!! between the two of them they drove me insane. To the point where Dad called once again while i was putting my squash and tomato sauce away, and ran to get my phone, smacking my kneecap straight into the back of a chair, resulting in me squeaking down the phone to dad when i answered

"Aaaaaaaaah hahahahaaha h-hello? aaaaah!!"
"Darling, Darling hello? Stop laughing!"
"Dad i'm not laughing i've just really hurt my knee answering the phone!"
"Well...suck it up, darling i havent got long..."

GAH! Was so fed up of being scolded down the phone by both parents in a mad echo of "Darling" this and "Darling" that, that i just sat down at the kitchen table and burst into tears, which was awkward because the flatmates were in the next room watching "8 Simple rules" and quiet sobbing results in smudged mascara. Leah eventually came in and gave me a hug, understanding when i sniffed "bloody parents..." into her jumper and wiped my eyes on some kitchen roll

So that was this afternoon.
Later on i went to go see another house with Ben and his rediulous friend Sophie. The girl is constantly frowning and has such a deep voice, she made me seem extremely peppy and rah like. I thought she was going to hit me! V scary girl is this sophie, and also do not want to live with her, and neither does Ben! He kept nudging me to back him up about saying negative things about the house so he wouldnt seem so mean! He's such a wuss. Well i said i'll give him to friday to make up his mind or i'm just going to get this 3 bedroom house by myself and just...sort of...FIND someone else who wants a room. Chinese medic student maybe?

Sigh... -_-

ALSO have a FUCKING INTERVIEW for Reid and Sons tomorrow and i need to get the iron out to sort out my suit. I havent ironed anything in years o_0 Also have insane spanial-like haircut that will not impress McFitty Batman Silversmith Manager man. Think will put hair up for added ponseyness
ALSO DO NOT HAVE ANY BLACK SHOES!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAH interview is at 1pm so if i go into town in suit and trainers at like 11am and buy some (thank God for mums christmas Schuh vouchers) can get changed in starbucks and have calming hot chocolate....or glass of water (just remembered have no money. Shit)

Also this virus is making my computer mad and unpredictable

Good things that happened today
I watched the Green wing special
...o_0 erm...
got nice text from kirst about going to paris
it was relatively sunny?
...erm
Thats about it for today
OH! but hollyoaks is about to come on ^_^ so thats good. I'm going to have a bath later too

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02 February 2007 @ 02:49 am

yaaawn

house hunting with Ben tomorrow, i have no idea why i'm still awake =_=

actually yes i do, i've been sketching...for about 2 hours...........gaaaaaaaaaaawd i'm such a bakka dattebayo

( >_< hehehe!)

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31 January 2007 @ 11:01 pm

This is how i feel about technology ^_^ limewire this...it's a really coo' song

MC LARS LYRICS

"iGeneration"

And people tried to put us down
When iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound
My generation sat at the Mecca of malls,
Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs
So we hit the net while the Trade Center fell
New York met Hollywood, we ran like hell
No Vietnam for us, yo, Iraq it's on
So who agreed upon this cowboy Genghis Khan?
The choice made, baby. Hey we'd take it back
logged in dropped out, MTV took track
They sold it back to us and claimed no correlation
The iMac, iPod, iGeneration
And I'm waiting for the day we can get out
The world is ours, that's the story no doubt
Want to be more than info super highway traffic
want to be more than a walking demographic!

[CHORUS]
"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration
"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration

See the iGeneration knew organization
meant optimization and unification
When imagination gave participation
In creation of culture a manifestation
The Berlin Wall fell and out we came
The post-Cold War kids laid claim to AIM.
LOL, OMG, yo, BRB. Space, colon, dash, closed parenthesis
We sat at our laptops and typed away,
and found that we each had something to say
Web-logged our fears, our hopes and dreams
Individuated by digital means
Fiber optic lenses, DVD, Coca Cola, Disney and Mickey D's.
Flat mass culture, the norm that took hold
I hope I die before I get sold

"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration
"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration

This is the I-N-T-E. R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?
This is the I-N-T-E. R-N-E-T ge-na-ra-tion, see?

"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration
"Hey! You're part of it" Talking about the iGeneration
"Yeah! You're part of it" Talking about my iGeneration

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30 January 2007 @ 01:50 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ELt3DbulU

FAKE SUBBS! THESE GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!

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30 January 2007 @ 12:12 am

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...Archie found my bag though. So thats a good thing.......... >_<

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30 January 2007 @ 12:05 am

1,2,3,4!

"A funny feeling happened today, somewhat buried in the past... -_- ... it didnt mean much, that much anyway. I know this love'll never last -_-;;"
~Mcfly
pretty much sums up the past 2 days!!!

Dont even want to go into the past few days. Well yes i do but not really. Oh for heavens sake bum to all of it! Kirst rang today whilst was in the middle of chicken nuggets and had a long chat asking what i should do about Archie, and she said to just text him once more, and then leave it.

Grrr why is it when you want something and it happens its all lovely and happy and then something like not knowing the correct 'cool' protocol goes and ruins it all!! Should i text? Shouldnt i? Does he want to even speak to me? Does he think about that night the same as me? Grr have been forced to become one of those irritating girls who cannot think about anything but boys, but seriously...Its all Archie's fault for being such a good kisser. For heavens sake! Must concentrate on more important things like a house

WHICH by the way is even more infuriating! All decent houses have gone and Ben is faffing me about by not knowing who he's going to be living with! At this rate it'll be me and sophie with a bunch of randoms!
Also my room is a tip. And i need to go shopping.

Tempted to eat a lump of cheese before bed. But do not want nightmares.

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